IOM TT 2002
Friday, July 28th, 2006Ronnie Smith handed his Monte Christo cigar to the publicity bimbo for disposal,
shoed away his personal pedicurists, raised himself languidly from the sun lounger, and stretched. A black-uniformed chauffeur stood at a respectful distance from the poolside, and an almost imperceptible nod was all it took to have him whisk Ronnie’s riding kit towards the idling limo.
As he relaxed in the back, Ronnie poured himself a chilled Red Bull, and began to read what The Times had recently called “the keenest mind in motorsport” for the Mountain Course. Then he woke up.
In the real world it was pissing down from a low brooding Manx sky. Ronnie plodded through the paddock, mud sticking to his racing boots. Somewhere in the maelstrom huddled two blokes from Peterborough with his bike. This much, at least, was progress. Just eight weeks before, they didn’t even have a bike. That was when Ronnie rang BSD and asked if they “fancied doin’ the TT”. Never having been there to see what he’d be up against, Mark Brewin found himself saying yes.
That was when BSD’s world went mad. A Formula One bike? In eight weeks? You must be nuts.
The first bit was easy. A few phone calls elicited a UK-spec GSX-R 1000 at trade from Carnell. Mark’s description of what happened next doesn’t do justice to the painstaking effort it entailed. “We put it straight from the crate onto our dyno“ he explained over a brew in the Hailwood Centre, “just to see if it’s a good un. They vary a lot - from 136 to 143bhp. Ours was right in the middle at 140. We stripped it and ported and flowed the head, then went for tried and tested kit: Yoshi cams - they went in a treat, didn’t even have to cut the valve seats back.”
Mark and his partner Nigel Smith knew that, at the TT of all places, to finish anywhere you’ve first got to finish. The race would be 226 miles, most of them flat-stick. So the tune was conservative.
“As soon as you go looking for that extra five or six bhp” he added, “that’s when you get into bother.” While they were at it they dealt with a couple of known faults. Apparently, “All the early GSX-R1000s are forever losing gears, because the pin in the selector mechanism falls out. We took it to pieces, cleaned it, and reassembled with Loctite 272, the strongest there is. We left the rest of the bottom-end standard.”
The fuel injection uses a reprogrammable Yoshi EPROM which plugs into the standard ECU circuitry and overrides it. “I can map the engine management in each gear.“ said Mark through mouthfuls of Cornish pasty. “And there’s an on-board switch with three mapping options, plus a gearchange light. 13,000 is the explosion point on this engine, but we’re using the stock limit - around 11700rpm”.
Even so, GSX-R600 valve springs were chosen for their greater control at high revs, but with accurately machined titanium collets rather than the rubbish that comes stock. Other than a “proper Japanese” Yoshi exhaust system, that was about it. “We didn’t have time to do anything to the airbox.“ Mark explained. “It could do with being bigger, with shorter bellmouths. There’s two or three bhp there.“ As it stood the big Suzuki was 20bhp up on stock with 160 horses.
The first practice session, at least, was dry. No sooner had it begun than it stopped. Word came back that someone had crashed on Bray Hill. Everyone settled down to wait, unaware that already one of their number, Colin Daniels, from Stock port, was dead.
Eventually practice resumed. When Ronnie regards you through those Hubblelike lenses, it’s like being eyed by a rather affable carp from the bottom of a pond. Today the carp was surprised to be on edge. “I’m not normally nervous. It’s my first time out on a pukka Fl bike. Oo-er.“ Then he disappeared for what seemed like a week.
That’s the trouble with a lap almost 38 miles long. If summat needs changing, it’s around 20 minutes before you’ll see your pit crew. The clock ticked. Ronnie howled past the pits - the bike can’t be that bad or he’d have pulled in. After a second lap, he rolled into the pits. Mark hovered anxiously.
It’s an art, setting up a bike for the TT. It must be stable, yet able to turn at close to top speed at places like 11th Milestone - a 150mph chicane. BSD had lengthened the swingarm by 40mm for stability, but how would it tip in at high speed?
“Chassis’s alright“ reckoned Ronnie, pulling off his lid. “It just feels heavy on the steering, so we’re going to drop the front end on the forks. No scares, but l kept missing apexes and losing speed. You have to run into corners slower, because of the time it takes to turn at those speeds. Stability is OK- not great, but l don’t feel like jacking up the back - we’ve already raised it five mil, because I don’t want to lose any more traction than we’ve got.”
Ronnie wanted the pegs moved forward to get more weight on them and help the bike turn. But for BSD’s first session on the Island, it was looking good. The only thing missing was power. “Amazingly, it didn’t feel that fast. I could do with more speed - a bit more zip to get past people.“ By people, he meant other men with 150bhp plus and no brains.
The timekeepers recorded Ronnie’s flying lap at 115.76mph, tenth fastest in class. “I was surprised to be going so fast”admitted Ronnie, tolerably chuffed, “although it did feel like hard work.”
Tuesday wasn’t good. When mechanic Darren Bostock drained the oil, he found it looked suspect, and a blown head gasket was later diagnosed. “Come to think of it, it did feel a bit flat last night“ added Ronnie after the fact. Since these are special 0.45mm Yoshi jobs, rather than the stock 0.7mm, it would be a couple of days before they could get a replacement. In the meantime Ronnie would have to struggle round with the mere 150bhp of the spare mill.
“Bollocks to that” muttered Ron after a solitary practice lap. “Did one lap, and all I got was a load of fog. It was dry from Rhencullen into Ramsey, but it took me about three miles to realise.” Being so long and so varied, the Mountain circuit is a glutton for time. It sounds far-fetched, but even in a week of ideal conditions, you might not learn enough to find the ideal set up. But today at least a little was gained. As he rattled it off, Ronnie seemed surprised how much he’d picked up. “The headstock came loose again - you could feel it knocking on the brakes. Dropping the front end (another 5mm) helped a lot, but it still feels really slow steering and heavy on the front. At these speeds if you tip into a corner when you get there, you’re in the wall, like at that big left-hander before the Crosby Hotel. You have to turn in miles before.”
Compared to short circuits, TT bikes typically run softer springs and less damping in both directions. BSD used Ken Summerton at K-Tech to modify the forks with racing damper units. The forks also feature new yokes with adjustable off-set, although the week was spent chasing the correct front ride height adjustment.
To cut costs, the rear shocks too are externally stock, but again with new internals- although Ken reckons the original unit is very well built. The standard stamped ally suspension ‘dog bones’ have been replaced with EN8 steel items.
According to the race organisers, Wednesday practice began at 06.15. According to Ronnie, that was a dumb idea. “It was hoying down“ he explained later, “so we stayed in bed.” BSD used the extra time to rebuild the race engine and ready the bike for evening practice. They needn’t have bothered. A session that began in glorious sunshine ended 25 minutes later with a tropical downpour. Ronnie got in one lap on his proddy GSX-R750, and that was it.
Thursday is traditionally the big one, the long afternoon session when the fast guys go for it. As the bikes line up, Jefferies and Co near the front, Ronnie’s peroxide crest is a distant mirage, promising him lots of slower traffic and little chance of a fast lap.
“Ronnie was fuming.” said a shaken Mark a few minutes later. “So we did a fake bump start past the queue, then sort of parked it in the line. The marshals were going mental, but we pretended blissful ignorance and strolled off”.
Maybe they should wind Ronnie’s spring more often. Despite slowing to a crawl under waved yellows at Alpine, he manages a startling 119.22mph, fastest Fl in the session. He’s disappointed. “Four bloody seconds off a 120mph lap“ he complains.
If Ronnie’s brassed off, Mark’s doing back-flips of joy. His bike’s “good…a lot better“ reckons Ron. “I want it a bit more down at the front. I’m getting too much air-time. The front’s bottoming on the brakes, and needs more rebound. And we’ll stiffen the rear compression at least three clicks - it’s too soft and squiggly round the big corners where you’re driving right hard, like in the Glen Helen section. And I’m sorry: I was showing off at Ballaugh and - bang! - - knocked the data- logger clean off.”
For Friday they dropped the front end some more - another 3mm, making 12mm in all. This meant that the screen was threatening to disappear altogether from Ronnie’s view, so they raised that. A few suspension clicks back and front, and off sped Zebedee and gang down Bray Hill. An improbably short time later he was back from a two-lap stint, the second at 120.80mph. Not only had Ronnie joined the exclusive 120-plus club, but at the end of practice week, BSD’s budget racer stood fifth on the Fl leaderboard.
It doesn’t pay to get too smug on The Island, but the team was quietly confident. They had a bike with speed and handling, and a rider saner and safer than he looks. “I feel sorry for a lot of the blokes here” said Mark. “They must think we’re dead flash. But we haven’t got a big budget. We’re just doing it right.”
“..And that’s Ronnie Smith,“ boomed Maurice Maudsley from the Glen Helen commentary box, as our man cranked the GSX-R past. “I told you to look out for him at the North-West 200. He was fairly average there, but he’s going well here.”
It was Saturday. Race Day. And there was nothing BSD could do but wait and sweat and hope. It was all down to Ronnie, the bike, and 226 miles of Manx public roads. It’s not like the shorts. At the TT riders start at intervals, and there’s no telling who’s lying where until timekeepers tell you. After one lap Ronnie sits eighth, with a lap at 121.26mph from a standing start. A lap later, he’s in the pits for fuel. Compared to this, building bikes is easy. “Nervewracking…scary…horrible“ said Mark afterwards. “I was more nervous than Ronnie. He was sat on the bike telling us to calm down, and we were having kittens.” Then he roared off again.
By his second pit stop, this time for fuel and a rear tyre, Ronnie is up to seventh. Changing wheels drops him to ninth. As he leaves the pit the stand catches on the swingarm and flips over violently. Ronnie looks round with a “What the fuck was that?” expression. Later he explained he thought maybe one of his crew had trapped a hand and he was “tekkin’ ‘em wi’me” down the pit lane. Ron picked up one more place on the final two laps, but “that pit-stop bolloxed me - we should have left the old tyre in. I’ve been racing on knackered tyres all me life, so it’s not a problem. Still, I’m not surprised it were a bit of a mess” he added. “Ive never changed a tyre in a race before. I could never afford to.”
When he was told how fast he’d gone, he cheered up. Lots. Everyone did. They were bubbling. “I’d have been more chuffed with a top six place, but I’m well chuffed with a 122mph lap. That’s proper stuff is that. Mind you, I’m a bit knackered. I don’t think I’ve concentrated for two hours in my life, especially at school. And it’s a long time to go without a fag. You just have to get your head down - and on the last lap I was making a real effort to concentrate, talking myself through each bend.”
“Fantastic“ beamed Mark of BSD’s first TT experience. “Eight weeks ago we just had a cardboard box with a stock bike in it. Now we’ve got a 122mph lap and an eighth place in the TT- on a bike that cost about the same as the forks on some of the top bikes. And we didn’t really get enough practice. And it’s still in one bit.”
“Aye - it’ll probably fall over in t’van“, added Ronnie, helpfully.
